I am such a shitty person. Like honestly, there’s no need for me.
Time to stop dwelling and start living. I am going to start paying off, and saving as well as pass my Driving test for 2015 (that gives me a whole year). And then I shall have enough money to go and live out in Canada for a year on a working Visa. I am so excited at the idea, and I am so desperate for a change. I have nothing left here for me.
Go big or go home
So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.
So I decided to try it
alrighty, let’s go one more step
i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.
THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
Story of my life
that’s a first.
Matthew Broderick, Mia Sara and Alan Ruck in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.
I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge
People disgust me.
I have not hated myself this much in such a long time.